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Creator spotlight: Cactus Malpractice

Writer's picture: SplatSplat

I CONSIDER MYSELF A MUSIC ENJOYER. I LIKE MUSIC, ALL TYPES, ESPECIALLY BAD. THERE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD SEREIES OUT THERE ABOUT BAD MUSIC. TRAINWRECKORDS BY TODD IN THE SHADOWS, WHAT MAKES THIS SONG STINK? BY PAT FINNERTY ARE BOTH GREAT EXAMPLES AND THEIR CONTENT IS PERFECTLY BINGEABLE. I DESPRATELY LOVE THE KRAVITZ BOWL AND ONE HIT WONDERLAND ALWAYS MANAGES TO PUT ME ONTO NEW (OLD) MUSIC.



BOTH OF THESE CREATORS (I FUCKING HATE THAT WORD) ARE MODERATELY POPULAR, IN NICHE INTERNET TERMS AT LEAST, PULLING IN 500K AND 100K SUBSCRIBERS RESPECTIVELY,


TODAY WE ARE GOING INTO THE TINY, THE ULTRA NICHE, TODAY I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT THE POWERHOUSE THAT IS CACTUS MALPRACTICE.


CACTUS MALPRACTICE IS A YOUTUBER WITH THE HUMAN NAME OF GARRET. GARRET HAS A SERIES CALLED WORST ALBUM EVER MADE?, AND THIS SHIT IS BANGING. IT HAS PRODUCTION VALUE, IT HAS FUNNY BITS, IT HAS MUSIC YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF. GARRET IS A HEAVYWEIGHT STUCK IN THE KIDDIE POOL. I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUY, AND YOU SHOULD WATCH HIM!!! HE COVERS OUTSIDER MUSIC CORNERSTONES LIKE THE SHAGGS, SHITTY NOVELTY ALBUMS LIKE INSPIRATION BY wILLIAM hUNG, AND ACCLAIMED TRAINWRECKORDS LIKE CUT THE CRAP THE CLASH.




THIS MAN IS WORTH YOUR TIME, AND WORTH SO MUCH MORE. IN A WORLD FULL OF HOLLOW ART, IN A WORLD FULL OF PEOPLE VYING FOR YOUR ATTENTION, GARRET SHOWS YOU DANK CORNERS OF THE MUSIC WORLD AND WILL GLADLY REPORT THAT ITS "NOT THAT BAD".


IN CONCLUSION, MUSIC ROCKS, GARRET ROCKS, TODD AND PATT ROCK, THERE IS GOOD SHIT THAT DESERVES YOUR TIME, GO WATCH IT!!!!

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